Friday, January 29, 2010

I Lied -The Honest Truth

  

     I'm running from the LAPD.  I lost my drivers license and spent over 2 and a half hours in line at the Los Angeles DMV last week.  When I filled out the application, the State of California wanted to know my weight.   I paused and took my sweet time answering.  Really? Is that even necessary?  After careful consideration, I lied.   But before I lied I contemplated how much to drop.  I really want to drop 40 pounds but that's a little obnoxious and a little obvious.  So I tried to compromise with myself.   I have to carry that damn thing around with me until I lose it again which could be years, so I had to make my answer good and fair, something better but something I could live up to.  Now, according to my new drivers license I weigh about 15 pounds less than I am today.  It's the truth I look forward to, does that count for anything? 

     I'm not sure why they need to know such personal information anyway.  I mean there's no line item or questioning for other physical flaws like "How many zits do you have?", "Do you have any hairy moles?" or "What percentage of your hair is gray?"  It's sort of been weighing on my conscience that I lied on a government application-and that's only because I want to be a good example to my kids.   It just gives me extra incentive to lose the 15 pounds so I won't have to look over my shoulder every time there are sirens or 5-0 nearby and have to explain to my kids why mommy is running from Johnny Law.

     15 pounds...do you think I can accomplish this before it comes in the mail?

30 comments:

Armchair Diva said...

So funny! They don't need to know our weight! None of their biz!

Cheryl said...

EVERYONE lies on those things, sister. Even when i was 129 lbs, i said i was 125. It's like 'how many men have you slept with?' Since everyone lies about that, men know to add five or so guys to whatever number their woman tells them. The cops know to add 5-10 pounds (even 15!) to whatever the license says.

Tracey said...

Hilarious!

PJ said...

I lie about my height. Gave myself an extra 1/2". When you are 5'2 1/2" it makes a difference since they don't have a 1/2" option!

KMac said...

PJ-I did that too! We are the same exact height :)

Anonymous said...

I would advise you to delete this post if the lie is factual, When getting/renewing a drivers license you sign an agreement saying that you are, to your knowledge, supplying 100% truthful information. This post is an admission of that which can be a penalty of the law. No bueno. Besides that, you asked why they would need information like that....have you ever heard an apb? When the description of a perpetrator is announced they say, height, weight, skin completion, sex, possible clothing. There is a big difference between a white male 6 foot 250 lbs versus a other comparison that is not the fact.

There are also other things that are factored in. But if you allow a little white lie to run you so much that you had to make this post, what else do you lie about? Your character is now in question based off of what i know about you which is only this post and this post says you lie. No a good image for self at all.

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